He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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