Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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