So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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