You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
