I hate your face
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The chlamydia really affected his face.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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