yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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