shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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