I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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