YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
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