Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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