why do cheetos always look like penises
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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