I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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