im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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