not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
we're chasing vodka with high fives
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
