Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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