Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
