If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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