Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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