Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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