i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize