Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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