Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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