Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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