Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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