Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
As shirtless as possible
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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