Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
thus making me awesome and them whores
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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