normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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