Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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