: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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