i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think my moral compass just broke
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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