Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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