i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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