Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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