Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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