Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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