It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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