everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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