He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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