But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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