the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
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