Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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