This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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