So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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