Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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