Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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