Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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