Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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