he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
two words: eviction party
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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