But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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