She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
